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Wednesday August 17, 2005

 

 

 


 

 

Fist Pumping Photos (Professionals)

 

Eddie Van Halen

Roy Jones Jr.

Corey Taylor of Slipknot

For those who hope to train their way to professional status, may I suggest the John Basedow method.

Practice your fist pumps with a dumbbell.

Fist Pumping Photos (Amateurs)

Send us your pictures and we'll put them up on the site!

PUMPTITUDE: 11
Say hello to the first picture with a Pumptitude that has BROKEN THE PUMPTITUDE METER.  With a Pumptitude of 11, these sexy broads are fist pumping because kissing other chicks in foreign countries is awesome.  Especially if you're kissing more than one chick at the same time.

PUMPTITUDE: 10

Loyola Basketball sucks but Fistpumps.com is worth cheering about.  Loyola is doing their part to spread the gospel. This pump receives a perfect 10 because it goes beyond spreading by example. They are going out and spreading the seed to anyone who can read. Although, that's not too many people at Loyola. Heyo!!!

PUMPTITUDE: 8

Andy Grillo going out on a limb and throwing the Grillo-Grillo Boob Grab Pump. Those who do not know this sweet young lady, her name is Liz Grillo (no relation to Boss Grillo) and she is quite embarrassed by this pump, but that's what makes it great. This pump is like butt sex. It's tighter, hotter and more degrading to women! 

PUMPTITUDE: 7

Mike Calabrese...nuff said.

PUMPTITUDE: 10
The Mating Ritual Fist Pump.
It is debatable whether or not she is conscious, but G is definitely using his fistpumping skills to pick up chicks.  Little is known about what happened after this picture was taken, but it is assumed that she fell victim to G's charm and was unable to resist the power of the pump.

Pumptitude: 7
We at fistpumps.com cannot stress enough how important it is to PUMP TOGETHER.  Pumping is a team sport.  As this picture indicates, these two gentlemen are kicking sweet game to Brittney by exhibiting their extreme pumptitude.

Pumptitude: 8
G has been the focus of several pumping pictures this week, but this one is perhaps the most unique.  It is the Snarl Pump, where G shows his anger to the world by shaking or pumping his fist at it.  This pump was made famous by Old Man McGee as he repeatedly shook his fist at the boys in the Cherry Street Gang whenever they put a flaming bag of poop on his doorstep or stole a watermelon from his watermelon patch.

Pumptitude: 8
Joe just found out he didn't have to go to work that day...a perfect occasion to let the world know of your joy by throwing your fist in the air.


PUMPTITUDE: 10

The "Heart Attack" pump is a pump so intense that if it were to achieve any more Pumptitude, it's owner would probably die from exhaustion.  He would, however, be remembered forever as the guy who dropped dead from pumping his fist.

PUMPTITUDE: 10
Not only is Kevin psyching himself out, those around him are obviously effected by his high pumptitude.
 

Pumptitude: 6

Big Brother is filling in as skipper while the captain is out of town.  He lets people know he's taking the job seriously with a good ol' fashioned pump of the fist.
 

 
The fistpump actually has a relative that is referred to as "The Point".  Shown here, The Point came out of the 1970's disco scene but still runs strong today.

Pumptitude: 8
Pumping from an elevated location such as a couch, stairs, or a roof (NOT FOR BEGINNERS) enhances the experience for yourself and those around you. (fistpumps.com does not condone fistpumping while jumping on a couch)
 

Pumptitude: 6
After sinking the last shot in a game of Beirut, Cyrus feels the need for a tight-gripped-tight-lipped fist pump.
 

Pumptitude: 8
Group pumps like this are good for team spirit and morale.  Let loose with some of your friends today.
 

Pumptitude: 6
This isn't the classic serious pump, but for a pumping expert like Tim Stiene, it's a perfectly valid alternative.  !NOT RECOMMENDED FOR BEGINNERS!
 

 


Pumptitude: 6
Concentration is the key to a good pump.

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